Don Murray Astrology

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A LITTLE CRAZY ?

March 2

 With all the shit going on in the lives of John Key and his missus over the next 3 years, finding a replacement must be considered.

 54 year-old zillionaire Key might have a mid-life crisis and wonder WTF have I really done with my life ? And chuck it all in to be a roadie for his musical son ?

 Naturally, the Opposition leader Andrew Little must be considered. But not for long, considering his upcoming Uranus-Mercury turmoil, and the similarities in his natal chart to  depression icon Sir John Kirwankir and mentally-ill blogger Cameron " fail oil " Slater !

 More to be revealed in the weekly Astrology Report on the Auckland-based Indian radio station, Humm fm on Thursday morning.

 106.2 fm ( NZ ) or via the website hummfm.com, Thursdays 8.30 am

" ROYAL FAMILY " INFLUENCES

March 1

 The racing world is having a large laugh about the O’Sullivan-Scott stable and the cobalt positives.

 Like group one performers and cows drinking out of the same water trough ? And the stable  being  charged with  unknowing cobalt " presentation " as opposed to " administration. " One can only wonder why Australian cobalt legends like Moody, Kavanagh x 2 and O’Brien etc never considered the cattle factor in their defences.

 Lest we not forget some of the great influences of NZ racing’s Royal O’Sullivan family, particularly the " cry baby Huey " email affair about a decade ago. When an O’Sullivan family associate-gopher Robert Hewetson received a rather colourful email about his relationship with trainer Paul O’Sullivan from Cambridge trainer-bloodstock agent Tim Carter.

 Huey  went sobbing to the O’Sullies, who took the matter to friends in high places, resulting in  racecourse inspector Bryan McKenzie ( under orders )  having to reluctantly charge Tim Carter with misconduct !

 Carter was not the average, gumboot-gazing, 24-7 horse trainer, with past lives as a Maori All Black and Hawkes Bay rugby rep. Trucking, contracting and hotelliery feature in Carter’s CV, as well as being a  respected rugby coach.

 Huey, on the other hand, was a rather mysterious addition to a staunch catholic family like the O’Sullies. With a  history of  leaving wives before and soon after child birth, and actually  learned from this site that he’d become a grandfather !

 Ultimately Carter was fined $5000 for his " abusive " email.

 METHAMETHA BASHING UPDATE

 Rather aggressive behaviour on the part of NZ Racing, considering their lack of action over the vicious attack on a trainer in the Matamata stabling area by 3 members of the Moroney-Ormsby stable staff last year. ( 2 holding him down, one kicking his head in.)

 The bravest course of action by the Matamata Racing Club involved a staff member hosing away blood that had poured from the victim’s head.

 With further correspondence from the victim:

 “ Don't know if you're interested but the Matamata bashing saga is still not quite as over as the cover up crew would have their comrades believe

 A second OIA request to the boys in blue have revealed the content of their first reply which was redacted ie : the fanciful recitals by X ( Moroney sympathiser not involved in the actual violence ) and Y ( the head kicker.)                    

 Their statements did not correspond with each other and didn't come close to any accurate account of the assault . There weren' t any statements or mention of the 2 other people who were participants in the assault. 

. The third point of contention is from the Matamata Racing Club board  to the Racing Integrity Unit which had in turn a third and differing account of the assault . It too didn' t come close to any accuracy and also made no mention at all of  Y’s  accomplices . ”

 

 

THE GAI WATERHOUSE DRAMA

February 29

 Awesome Pluto trines invariably bring great advancement, as I was explaining to a struggling horse trainer in the Australian outback some years ago.

 Horseyheads generally don’t have the brainpower to understand such depth as Astrology, but this one wanted some direction with a full enlightenment.

 “ Best 12 months of your life ” from an awesome Pluto-Sun trine included her first and only Metropolitan placegetter, a 3^rd  that paid double figures for a place !

 Identical earned another female Australian trainer a spot in the Annual Prophesies of November 2012:

 Waterhouse, Gai:

 A Pluto-Sun trine brings some great happiness, especially the spring. Pluto and Uranus aspecting the midheaven in 2014 will supervise a massive  change of ,lifestyle.

 “ Especially the spring ” included Ms Waterhouse’s first and only Melbourne Cup winner in November 2013 !

 But alas, like all Virgo Sun possessors, “ Warts ” would encounter Neptune negativity soon after the Pluto awesomeness, with another appearance earned for the Annuals of November 2014:

 Waterhouse, Gai:

Major slowdown for the champion horse trainer with Neptune harassing the Sun. April, July, October and Feb 016 crucial.

 2015 had a major dearth of big winners for the G Waterhouse stable.“ Feb 016 crucial ? ”  In which month Gai sells her home, her right-hand man resigns and a Hong Kong investor buys into the business. With speculation that “ Warts ” maybe retiring from training, which isn’t very advisable after her appearance in last November’s Annuals:

Waterhouse, Gai:

Major worries ease for champion trainer from Neptune harassment mid-Feb. Positive Uranus-Mercury trines in April, Nov, Feb 017.

With an awesome Pluto-Jupiter trine bringing great advancement between February and December of 2018 !

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS !

February 28

 He walked across the sea  and turned water into wine while his mate Moses  parted the waves.

 His mother was a virgin when he arrived, and he  died after being nailed to a cross, then came back to life 3 days later, “ as the scriptures have foretold.”

 He inspired  the biggest-selling novel of all time ( the holy bible ) and also a cult that guarantees employment for bunnies at Easter time, paedophile priests  and booze bus policemen every December.

 And officially today, at 3.34 am Israel time, the Lord Jesus celebrates his 2023^rd birthday. He must be still alive, because every so often one of his followers assures me the Lord is returning " next year " to solve the world’s problems.

 Astrological rectification experts have calculated his arrival time for 3.34 am on February 28, 7 b c, in Bethlehem, officially 7 years before his legendary alter ego arrived. Meaning that the real Jesus was born with a Pisces Sun ( not the Caprihorn of December 25 ) and  the rare Jupiter-Uranus union that only occurs 8 times every century.

 Jupiter-Uranus possessors are guaranteed unusual and exciting lifestyles and careers, with 3 notables and also Pisces Sun possessors similar to Jesus  in the NZ horse racing industry; thoroughbred trainers Michael Pitman, Roger James and punting legend  Tim Vince.

 Lest we not forget that " our lord " is the supreme judge. He decides who has the right to everlasting life, and who shall burn in the fires of hell.

 I learned at sunday school that Jesus’ father " God " watched everyone like a hawk. Very worried that he knew  when I was getting elders to place my bets on horse races, or stealing alcohol from the grown ups. And smoking cigarettes !

 Fair enough, I accept the wisdom of my attempted, religious nut converters and merely suggest he must have a piss poor security system up there. How  else would two of the maddest youths from my teen years get up to " heaven ", total trouble magnets who left this world in their early 20s ?

 As I discovered in 1980 during a session with a world-renowned clairaudient, who first identified my kindly, humble, very religious grandmother, and then those two “ up there ” as well !

 Obviously gaping holes in the fences around " heaven ". Or the guards take bribes and get drunk and fall asleep.

COBALT HILARIOUS--BLAME THE COWS

February 27

From the latest media:

New Zealand Sports Hall of Famer and racing great Lance O'Sullivan has been charged with racing three horses with high levels of cobalt in their system.

O'Sullivan and co-trainer Andrew Scott have been charged by the Racing Integrity Unit on Friday.

The pair are the first New Zealand trainers to be charged with a cobalt offence.

The Matamata trainers have three horses under investigation - Sound Proposition, Quintastics and Suffire. 

​The cobalt threshold in racing is 200 micrograms per litre of urine.

Sound Proposition was swabbed after he ran third in the New Zealand Derby at Ellerslie in February last year. The Racing Integrity said he returned 541. It also said Quintastics had a reading of 640 when tested after winning at Matamata in March last year and Suffire's swab following her win at Tauranga in February last year was 309.

The Integrity Unit's press release on Friday stated its investigation showed the circumstances surrounding the cobalt positives were "significantly" different to the recent Australian cases, where trainers were charged with the administration of a prohibited substance. 

O'Sullivan and Scott told the Integrity Unit that their investigation into the swabs revealed the three horses "had been exposed to heavily cobalt dosed water troughs the horses shared with dairy cattle."

THE EXPLANATION

According to NZTR, there are 75 horses training in the O’Sullivan-Scott stable.

Sources, who cannot be named, tell me the stable has a kind of  “ teacher’s pet ” system operating, whereby the 3 best-behaved of all the horses get rewarded by being allowed to hang out with the cows and broaden their minds by learning how to say “ mooo ” instead of just “ neigh.”

“ And we got the awesomest, water, too, bro  ” one of the heiffers is alleged to have told Sound Proposition. “ It makes you run faster.”

THE ASTROLOGICAL

 The  previous 2 paragraphs are totally fiction, but racing people everywhere are laughing at the thought of serious horses in training being allowed to run with cattle. It just doesn’t happen, but we must remember Lance O’Sullivan has the Astrological classic for keeping dark secrets hidden, Saturn in the 12^th---like Helen Clark, George W  Bush, Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin, and boy do they all have some beauties.

From the Annual Prophesies, www.donmurrayastrologer.com, November 26, 2015:

“ O’Sullivan, Lance:

Turmoil for former champion jockey-turned trainer eases  after Uranus attacks in March, but  with massive lifestyle restructuring from Pluto anti Jupiter in 2017, then the North Node and Mars in 2018. ”

Watch this space for updates and a decision on the penalties for both trainers.

METHAMETHA MEMORIES

February 26

 A once iconic horse racing town is pretty much the cradle of filth in NZ racing these days.

 Renamed Methametha, it’s been riddled with corruptions and cover ups. From the under-age sex scandals of Te Akau  to the current O’Sullivan cobalt disgrace and the vicious 3-on-one bashing of a trainer by Moroney-Ormsby staff.

 Matamata once housed the horse involved in one of NZ racing’s premier " ticket clips. " When  " Stu, Mark and Dave " tried unsuccessfully to  fleece $600k from a syndicate of owners before their progress was halted by a revelation on this website. Add the mass of  methamphetamine issues amongst  the town’s horsey fraternity, but there are still some good things about Methametha.

 Like the 1976 edition of the Matamata Breeders’ Stakes, NZ’s premier race for 2 year-old fillies which recurs tomorrow. Entries for the 1976 edition included the probable favourite, Zamazaan Lass, and my chance to write up one of my great mates  in the NZ HERALD racing section.

 For some 18 months around  1972  I’d spent each weekend away from Wellington with trainer Alby Skinner and family in Otaki  learning the rudiments of grass roots racing. And been the strapper in his first success for 25 months in January 1973. Three years on and A E Skinner’s fortunes had improved dramatically, with the leading filly Zamazaan Lass and others.

 A great opportunity to ring Alby Skinner for an interview, the ghist being the return of this little Maori chap for the first time in 27  years to the place in which his jockey’s apprenticeship began. With my final question being about " who’s  gonna lead Zamazaan Lass in on Saturday ? "

 " You are, " I was told and the news was relayed to colleagues in the racing section. Deputy Jim Knight was  an unenthusiastic grinch, didn’t approve and suggested I ask the racing editor, Mr Brown. When  boozer Brown  returned from  the pub he didn’t think my request for half an hour’s  leave from  journalist duties at Matamata on Saturday to be a winning strapper  was a big deal and approval was  granted.

 Knightie  scowled. He was an old school moralist who didn’t like it being made obvious that supposedly impartial reporters had their favourite trainers or jockeys.

 Come raceday I wore a black witches hat to celebrate the occasion. A journo  colleague, in on the story, wondered aloud to J A Knight about " that idiot with the weird hat leading Zamazaan Lass "  in the pre-race parade ?

 Knightie exploded: " What is he, a racing reporter or a bloody clown ? "

 A happy clown after Zamazaan Lass bolted in, then a real bloody clown after a near disaster in the unsaddling enclosure afterwards. At the split second successful jockey Billy Skelton tossed the reins to the strapper and dismounted, I noticed the winning owner, Ted Howarth close by. A very passionate handshake was exchanged and the triumphant filly decided to charge unattended into the weighing room.

 Amidst Billy Skelton’s squealing " she kicks, she kicks, watch out ! " Zamazaan Lass was recaptured, with W D Skelton giving me a bollocking later on. After  the presentation ceremony in the birdcage, Alby  and I were greeted by Jim Knight himself, seeking quotes from the triumphant trainer.

 " Piss off, " said the pleasant little fellow who never had an enemy in the world and was aware of the strapper story as well. “ I don’t talk to you press bastards.”

 MUCH LATER

 ‘  Twas an awesome, sunny Sunday morning for a swim at Auckland’s Eastern Beach about 2 years ago. High tide, plenty of happy people and plenty of flesh. Then one  of my bikini-wearing  Russian accomplices suggested we  "  look at zee dorque over zere  !!!! "

 Dorque it was, a very portly apparition in his 60s, walking along the grass verge by the sand---in suit pants, shiny black shoes and a pristine white shirt . On a day like this ! As the apparition wobbled closer I recognised it-----Dickylicker  Dilly  a.k.a 69 year-old  NZ HERALD  racing journalist Mike Dillon !

 Dressed to the nines on a day like this, he could only be doing a dress rehearsal for the upcoming Auckland Cup carnival.  Maybe testing out a new pair of shoes and practising his strut after 50 years of wiping bums and writing about winners. And it could have been me !

 Forty years ago my game plan included awaiting the deaths or departures of Brown and Knight so I could  become NZ HERALD racing editor forever. But the dream ended in April 1977 when my resignation was requested.

 I could have been at Matamata tomorrow, as Dillon might  be, scavenging quotations from the Alby Skinners of this world. Instead I will have to settle for a long lunch with surrogate family, and being mediator in a long-running dispute between my 15 months-old Ethiopian godson and his aunty’s  kitten.

 

BLACK CAPS ? ...... HILARIOUS

February 25

 It’s always difficult when Pluto, Saturn and Neptune are harassing your main men in anything.

 As per the leaders of NZ’s cricket team in  the Annual Prophesies, www.donmurrayastrologer.com,  November 26, 2015:

“McCullum, Brendon:

Massive and difficult career changes from Pluto-Jupiter attack until Oct 017. Feb, May, Dec 016 particularly difficult.

Hesson, Mike:

Black Caps  coach hampered by anti-North Node action from Saturn and Neptune. March,  July, Aug, Sept and Jan 017 crucial.”

Hardly a surprise that the Black Caps got whitewashed by Australia in the just-finished test series, after a phenomenal turnaround involving the Node in Hesson’s own birth chart. Nothing to do with  sledging, no balls or controversial umpires decisions at all.

The phenomenal prophesy on TV3, January 1, 2013 charted Hesson for major improvement on his predecessor, John Wright, whose demise had been confidently forecast 2 years previously. Notable was a “ Uranus-Node buzz ” to be assisting Hesson as far ahead as February 2014, when his Black Caps would absolutely whitewash India.

Unfortunately, said Node, at Sagittarius 10.30 officially, has still to receive Saturnine restrictions in the first fortnights of July and September, with a more urgent Neptune-Node complication unsettling him in March.

There is still, obviously, a reluctance from NZ cricket officials to use the Astrological for match programming. Ironically, so soon after the 21^st anniversary of what could be regarded as the greatest ever prophesy in living memory:

TRUTH, April 29, 1994: In predicting a return to form for controversial cricketer Martin Crowe:

 " In fact if Crowe were a jockey I'd be backing his mounts on Tuesday, February 14,1995.

That's the sort of day that the administration jokers should mark down for a one-day international against the Aussies."

 On February 14, 1995, Crowe played in a Shell Trophy match for Wellington and made 193 not out.

THE DERBY CERTAINTY

February 24

 When you’ve got a racing  system that’s returned $2.03 for every $1 invested in the last 5 years, there ain’t much wrong.

 Of course about 99% of professionals involved in NZ racing would say it’s fucked. Then again, about 99% of professionals therein have no inclination towards the world’s oldest science and cower away from the phenomenon that’s proven conclusively that THERE ARE CERTAINTIES IN HORSE RACING.

 The only thing that really pisses me off with NZ racing is trainers who don’t line up on awesome days for which they have been selected. Obviously their buzz  day has other delights, as suggested once by the legendary trainer Colin Jillings, who like so many successful and intelligent persons, had quite a fascination with the Astrological.

 Especially following the prophesy made to jumps jockey Paul Hillis at a  party in Takanini early in March 1987. All about his " big one on Queen’s Birthday Monday " in early June. When P Hillis steered the C Jillings-R Yuill trained Deductable to victory in the time-honoured Great Northern Steeplechase at Ellerslie,  paying  $12-something to win.

 For an unrepresented  buzz day, the great Jillings  once wondered aloud if instead " I might get a shot away, old son ? "

 If trainers would like a special " buzz day " on which to earn some stake money and plan a betting coup, contact me.

 In  the meantime I am going to add to my tally of Karma points and donate a free certainty to the listeners of the Auckland-based Indian radio station Humm Fm on Thursday morning.

 A certainty that could happen in the  $750,000 New Zealand Derby on Saturday March 5. And with many Humm Fm listeners either from, or residing in, cyclone-ravaged Fiji, a  load of extra cash will be very appreciated by the disenchanted.

 106.2  fm ( NZ ) or via the website hummfm.com, Thursday mornings 8.30.

A BIT ON THE SIDE

February 23

 I’ve been seriously studying the world’s oldest science for 34 years and its accuracy never ceases to amaze.

 Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, claimed many years ago that  “ a physician not using Astrology is not a true physician.”

 Having got into analysing  health and depression problems in the last few years, after great success with horse racing and sports Astrology, I know where Hippocrates was coming from.

 Here was " Bob " getting his birthday planets analysed after the wife’s full enlightenment. She knew a birth time, Bob didn’t.

 I selected a year of Pluto-Venus hostility in Bob’s past, suggesting a time of either difficult life change, close relationship break up, or departure of or from loved ones. They muttered and  mumbled about who’d died and where they’d been in that Pluto-Venus year and couldn’t pinpoint anything major.

 “ You’ll probably think of it later,” and I continued to the next Pluto phase. Bob did think of it later and phoned me the next day.

 " You’re a bloody genius ! " That was the year he’d ended a secret affair that had been going for 10 years, while the missus had been busy winning lawn bowls championships. Bob’s Venus-Uranus mixture was a learning curve for  the infidelity recipe.

 A week later his missus phoned me, with a “ You remember that ?…( Bobs’ Pluto-Venus issue ) ”  which had confirmed her suspicions about Bob having a dart down the blindside. He was confronted, and confessed. And she started trying to blame the messenger !

 No client doubts the reality of the Astrological after the character and past analyses, but some are naturally a bit miffed when their own plans aren’t included in the future. There was a chap once who needed to find $200k within 2 months for a property deal and had to be reassured it wasn’t gonna happen. If only he’d known about Astrology a lot earlier……

 Radio presenter Jayjay Feeney was very unenthusiastic when reassured that she would never attain motherhood. Not long afterwards  she bagged the shit out of Astrologers and  psychics in a newspaper column, then she and hubby spent a shedload of money  on IVF treatment before giving up on being parents  7-8 years later !

 Feeney admitted to suffering depression, when her classic Mars in the 12^th House was explained. Some 10 years later Feeney dramatically revealed her depressions, and the angst of being a heiffer-lardo in such a nasty industry full of backstabbers. The crack up being that her depression-causing weight gain came from eating too many fertility pills, which  wouldn’t have been necessary if she had  fucking listened in the first place!

 Hard to feel sorry for depression sufferers when they tell blatant lies.

 An Indian lady was recently congratulated on remaining married for 21 years, considering the love life confusion involving Venus-Neptune negativity ( like Kim Kardashian and Sonny Bill Williams ) in her Birth chart. The past analysis identified all her milestones, like coming to NZ, attaining motherhood etc, then an awesome Pluto-Venus phase 3 years ago.

 I suggested awesome Pluto-Venus possibilities like a new lifestyle, residence or relationship and wondered if she may have had an extra-marital affair ?

 “ Yes,” she confessed. “ With my husband’s business partner. “

 No better way to catch a cheating spouse than the Astrological……..

 Footnote: At $100 or  less, these enlightenments come rather cheaply. The equivalent  of one day’s training fees  for  horse racingists and a widdle in the Pacific Ocean for those who been blitzed in finance company disasters and  ill-fated business investments. Expensive marriages are another matter, as well as the $12k that thick Feeney supposedly wasted in trying to defy the laws of Astrology and get pregnant !

 Astrology reminds us that there are individuals in the world. Some would prefer to spend $100 going to  3 Auckland Blues games at Eden Park, while others would use it on 9-10 stubbies of Heineken in a flash bar.

 Astrological enlightenments are done in the strictest of confidence. Feeney blew hers when she told unnecessary, public lies. 

 

DAMIEN OLIVER AND ASTROLOGICAL EFFLUENCES

February 22

As we know, especially the people of Christchurch, so many things go wrong under unpositive Astrological influences.

Last Saturday evening I was invited to dinner by two Filipina ladies but I had reservations. The one who spends much time in Italy was making  pasta, but Mercury planet was gonna be whacking  my Saturn position until 9 pm, so I had to consider Astrological  “ effluences ” and being extremely pissed off about something.

Naturally last Saturday was a no-no for Astrological horse racing investment, as I recalled an identical Mercury-Saturn effluence affecting Auckland Warriors captain Mathew Ridge in a Friday night, home game in March of 1997. Naturally there was a warning in TRUTH, so it wasn’t too surprising that M Ridge was hobbled off the field with a shoulder injury early in the game.

5.30 pm Saturday and the pasta creator is slightly agitated. The other Filipina had gone to pay a bill and get some mozzarella and was not answering her cell phone. I was agitated also, under the Mercury-Saturn effluence, and ravenously hungry. So 2 hours later an executive decision was made to eat our pasta without mozzarella. Lane Brain wanders home about 9 pm. She’d met an old girlfriend, with coffee and gossip before she noticed the cellphone battery had gone flat…..

Another also under extremely negative Astrological effluences on Saturday evening was Sydney horse trainer Joseph Pride and he probably had more reason to be pissed off than us pasta eaters. His brilliant galloper Terravista had been beaten in the $750,000 Black Caviar Lightning Stakes at Flemington that afternoon by half the width of a pubic hair.

With J Pride holding nothing back in his public anger over jockey Damien Oliver, who’d fumbled with his whip for several strides which definitely made the difference between winning and losing. A 3-times Melbourne Cup winner, D Oliver is also in the Astrological Hall of Fame, following an appearance in the Annual Prophesies, www.donmurray.co.nz ( then ) on Nov 27, 2011:

“ Oliver, Damien:
Ex-champion Melbourne jockey under major personal reconstruction in latter months with progressed Jupiter at war with natal Pluto. Real big changes. “

In the “ latter months ” of 2012, November, D Oliver pleaded guilty to placing a $10,000 bet on a rival horse in 2010 and earned a 10 months disqualification !

With another appearance in the Annuals of last November:

“ Oliver, Damien:

Champion Australian jockey’s judgement and communication improves after Uranus-Mercury attack finishes mid-March but the major slowdown continues with a Pluto attack in 2017. ”

Much ado with whip fumbles and gaps closing and bad timing, but D Oliver will be much better off in a month or so.

Footnote: Big tip in the NZ harness industry is a trotting club official being investigated for owning and training a trotter that was registered in someone else’s name. With a round trip of 2 hours daily in the company car to supervise this  highly unlawful operation.

MAN-MADE MIRTHQUAKES ?

February 21 

 Back in January 2011 a Christchurch fan included  an Astrological enlightenment in a business trip to Auckland.

 She was aware of 3 psychics who’d seen Christchurch flooded and a disaster zone, and was particularly interested in her personal situation. Nothing  for  her to  be worried about, she was reassured, as she confirmed on the evening of February 22 amidst the devastation of the iconic Christchurch earthquake which claimed  185  lives.

 There was riveting, compelling television coverage. With some  very suspicious aftermaths. Like the Israeli prime minister phoning his equivalent John Key  four times on the day. Various Israeli forensic experts suddenly flying in and the incredible mystery of  4 Israeli  " backpackers. " One of them, carrying multiple passports, was killed in the carnage and the remaining 3 skipped the country within 12 hours !   " Backpackers " dramatically abandoning a  dead comrade ?

 Few thought it suspicious, although at the time there were other more pressing concerns for doh Kiwis, like the sadness of Christchurch being unfit to host any Rugby World Cup games later in the year, or some drama in DANCING WITH THE STARS  or X FACTOR on television. Possibly some Kardashian problems as well.

 TV3’s mangy dog John Campbell tore into weather predictor Ken Ring over some of his earthquake “ forecasting.”  Ring had no proven track record in public prophesy, unlike the Astrologer who gave TV3 watchers 18 months warning of an even bigger disaster--- the All Blacks’  incredible failure in the 2007 Rugby World Cup--- when presenter Jacqui Brown and camera person came to see me.

 THE FUNNY SIDE

 With my Christchurch client’s " we’re all okay " message on the evening of February 22 came an official registration/birthdate for Christchurch---March 27, 1848 !

 Instant expletive. For just 3 months earlier, in the Annual Prophesies, all with March 27 arrivals were deemed to be subject to major upheavals and difficult changes in 2011, courtesy of the Pluto-Sun attack !

 With a birth time for the ill-fated city, the major carnage could have been forecast. And I thought of  clients whose personal enlightenments had allowed them to depart  their properties before major disasters in Christchurch and elsewhere.

 As well as thoughting of the media sickos who’ve publicly praised and promoted the world’s oldest science, then gone dog for ego protection reasons.  Names like M Deaker, D  Golightly,J Feeney-Harvey, T Wright, C Dawson, G Simon etc. We shouldn’t have to laugh at the dumb victims who drool over media sickos or think God’s gonna save them----but there’s no other option with " mirthquakes !  "

The " read, think and ask questions " generation is fading, but an even bigger  mystery has emerged in the ensuing years—Man Made Earthquakes !

 Think about it. 70 years ago  a man-made Atomic bomb devastated Hiroshima and Nagasaki, eulogised by  Kevin Bloody Wilson in his song  WHAT THEY REALLY SAID:

 What about back in World War 2

When the yanks first dropped the bomb ?

" Holy shit ! like July 4

Let’s drop another one "

 Ten thousand tons of TNT

The noise, the blinding flash

The mayor of Hiroshima said

" Ha, what the fuck was that ? "

 It’s fair to assume that destruction technology has advanced in the interim.

 Simple. If the wealthy want something, they get it. Oil from the middle-east, cocaine from South America or land with great economic possibilities that needs to be dramatically devalued. If you haven’t heard of HAARP, paste into browser  and relish the read:

 http://uncensored.co.nz/2011/03/04/was-the-christchurch-earthquake-a-terrible-natural-disaster-or-was-it-a-terrible-man-made-disaster/

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu0Qiq6AhO

YET ANOTHER “ CERTAINTY ”

February 19

 The best things in life are Pluto trines and they are there to be taken advantage of.

 Following the Champion Racing System’s triumphant return on Saturday ( see Feb 13 enlightenment ) I had a further examination of the upcoming planets for trainer Roger James.

 R A James of Cambridge is, like myself, under an awesome Pluto-midheaven trine until late 2017.

 In the next 12 months I’ve got 8 awesome buzz days for R James,just  like February 13,2016,  so plenty more winners can be expected. With a possible repeat of this prophesy from December 27, 2013:

  From the Annual Prophesies, www.donmurrayastrologer.co.nz, Nov 26, 2010:

"James, Roger:
Very astute galloping trainer with a Pluto-Mars plus operating in Autumn and Spring. Major overseas success is likely, but also a certainty long-range on December 26, 2013 "

 R A James entered 5 on December 26, 2013, with the 4^th of them, HERA  scoring in the fillies classic.....at $16.90 for the win !

We didn’t punt “ Jolly Roger ” that day, instead going for trainer  Ralph Manning, whose only runner, CIVICS ROCK, paid $28.50 to win in the main sprint on December 26, 2013. Also in the Dec 27, 2013 enlightenment:

 “ 2014's a prosperous time for R James with Pluto trining his Moon, with even more jubilations from a Pluto-Sun sextile in 2016, with the certainty tag already sorted for premier Saturdays like February 13 and xxxxxx ( future date purposely deleted, but it’s there on Dec 27, 2013 if you wish to scroll down ).”

 The hardened old 24-7 horseyheads despise the Astrological attitude. For only they have the right to know when horses can win. They’ve long laboured under the myth that “ there are no certainties in horse racing ”---a lame excuse offered so often after a hot favourite has been rolled.

 A myth exploded officially 21 years ago, on Sunday, February 12, 1995 at Ellerslie racecourse.

 Following some stunning Astrological prophesies in a Trackside Channel debut on January 1, commentator George Simon recalled me, especially to recap on a couple of angry, difficult years forecast for trainer Paul O’Sullivan. An ego matter for Simon, after he and P O’Sullivan had a major, widely-witnessed argument at Trentham a few weeks afterwards !

 As well on February 12, I labelled Parihaka a “ certainty ” for the main sprint at Ellerslie. Simply because of impeccable aspects around trainer Roger Hinton and jockey Linda Ballantyne.

 “ Don Murray reckons Parihaka’s a certainty, ” Simon reminded viewers shortly before the jump. “ Let’s see how good he is. ”  Two minutes later Parihaka was bolting home by 3 lengths. With George Simon supervising an even better one for the Great Northern Steeplechase in June 1996----a $7.85  winner labelled 3.5 weeks beforehand.

 The certainties are awesome, the juicy dividends a bonus.

 

TELETUBBY TONI’S HEALTH ISSUES

February 18

Back in the 1960s, when television was in its infancy, the masses were very starved for role models.

We had our great sportsmen, amateurs with day jobs, my favourites being racing driver Bruce McLaren, rugby players like Sid Going, Don Clarke and athletes like Peter Snell and Murray Halberg etc.

There are still McCullums, Carters and McCaws etc today, but also an assortment of television presenters that didn’t exist 50 years ago.

We’ve had icons like the dirty old Holmo, a.k.a the late Sir Paul Holmes, renowned for his sexual varieties, drug and alcohol addictions and an adoptive daughter who was NZ’s most famous teenage P addict; the late Charlotte “plastic tits ” Dawson, another drama queen-cheap drunk who was penniless at age 47 when she topped herself 2 years ago. And plenty of other sexual deviates, manic depressionists, drunks and parental failures amongst our “ role models.”

More recently a “ roll model ” as well. As per  sausage rolls, chocolate log rolls, jam rolls, and filled rolls, a cross between a balloon and a beachball, television’s Toni Street.

Teletubby Toni’s internet fans have drooled over her bravery in “ speaking out ” in a slag mag  about living with the auto-immune disease, Churg-Strauss syndrome. So brave, especially when you get paid around $20k a story for spilling your guts !

Apparently the prescribed drugs have affected her skin and made her fat  and she’s extremely distressed about the possibility of not being able to watch her two children grow up. So she chooses to continue in one of the most stressful careers ever---high profile, prime time television presenting !

Unfortunately these dogs get very addicted to media “ fame ” and it has an horrific effect on their families. Especially those who’ve sold their ah souls to the slag mags. ( Ridge, Todd, Wood, Ieremia, Holmes etc )

TTT would be thick to understand her obvious complications involving the 6^th House of health and diet, nor her similarities to the late Jonah Lomu with a difficult Mercury-Neptune aspect at birth.

TTT’s already  booked for a debut in the Annual Prophesies, www.donmurrayastrologer.com in November 2016:

“ Street, Toni:

Unhealthy Teletubby on a major slowdown, courtesy of serious Neptune-Sun, Neptune-Mars and Pluto-Node complications between June 017  and Jan 019.”

 On the bright side, her demise may earn another saga in the slag mags.

THE " DONALD " THAT HAD FATAL CONSEQUENCES

February 17

Back on February 9 we revealed some extra marital involving a member of NZ Racing’s Integrity Unit.

Or, more appropriately, the most recent scandal, with the RIU member R  playing “ hide the sausage ” in someone else’s oven.

Problems arose when the married woman L suffered a heart attack and an ambulance had to be called.

Sadly a few days afterwards, the life support of L had to be turned off……

Footnote: For the undereducated, " Donald " is the diminutive of cockney rhyme's " Donald Duck."

MIRTHQUAKES AND CHRISTCHURCH CRY BABIES

February 16

 We’re not supposed to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

 Their stupidity and mental blocks, yes, so I’d love to meet a christian who’s been traumatised or devastated by  Christchurch  earthquake activity and ask

 What the fuck is your God doing about it ?

 Christian or not, the cry babies of Christchurch are no different to anyone else who wallows in the muck of mainstream media, who despise the Astrological which makes life so logical and uncomplicated. It’s just that the cry babies of Christchurch have had so much experience of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

 The mainstream media love earthquakes. Crying and wailing, crumbling and liquefaction make wonderful headlines and riveting footage ! Even better than road deaths, drownings and Isis activity.

 We must remember that  this mainstream media despise Astrology. And that only  fate allows so to many discover Astrological awesomeness. Like the foreign gentleman  who was introduced whilst eavesdropping on a rugby league discussion of all things  in the Onehunga spa pool between Ruben Wiki’s younger brother, myself and a nephew of All Blacks great Joe Stanley.

 Ultimately the foreigner, when requesting advice on selling a large property one August,  learned of  an awesome Jupiter-Uranus windfall 3 months later. He accepted the best offer in October, took his money and departed in November. 6 weeks later his property was almost unrecognisable after being decimated by a tsunami !

 I thought of the poor bastard who bought the property. And also the poor Christchurch bastards who got rumbled over again last Sunday. Victims of mainstream media mentality, institutionalised and spiritually handcuffed. Passively  awaiting their next mirthquake !

 As the late great Lou Reed rapped in the 1978 STREET HASSLE album:

 " You know, some people got no choice

and they can never find a voice
to talk with that they can even call their own
So the first thing that they see
that allows them the right to be
why they follow it, you know, it's called bad luck. "

BRONAGH KEY—DRINKING PROBLEM ?

February 15

Having Neptune attacking your Mars is a recipe for trouble and bad behaviour.

As per some enlightenment about the wife of a businessman client, who had suspicions while he was overseas. As well he should, with Neptune attacking the wife’s Mars over the next six months.

The Astrological prognosis was that her energies were being extremely  misappropriated. Possibilities of serious substance abuse or extra marital activity, confirmed when it was discovered she’d been using methamphetamine and lured away by a fiflthy rich fellow 20 years her senior.

Such case had to be considered when this prophesy was being created for the  Annuals of November 2013:

“ Collins, Judith:

Massive problems for the politician known as " Crusher  " with  Pluto and Uranus attacking the Node and Neptune-Mars harassment. ”

It could not be guaranteed that Crusher was to be lured away by a wealthy old man with loads of drugs, although it could be fairly reasoned that a bucket of magic mushrooms would be necessary to make her fuckable.

Mid-2014 Crusher made major headlines when she was resigned from Cabinet over her conspiracies with mentally ill blogger Cameron “ Fail Oil ” Slater.

A case history for the wife of our cuntry’s leader, who made an appearance in the  November 2015 Annual  Prophesies:

“ Key, John:

Prime Minister subject to major  residential amendments with Uranus attacking his Moon in April, Nov, and Feb 2017. Massive changes in energy distribution thereafter until  Feb 018  indicative of job change,  with the emotionally destructive Pluto-Moon  attack  of  2018  supervising one of his most difficult years.”

So naturally I had to wonder about the Astrological situation around Mrs Key, and the make up of someone who could spend so long married to such a narrow-minded dullard.

Mrs Key was born under very inhibiting conditions involving Venus, Uranus and a Mars-Pluto block on positive energy. The Mars-Pluto block is very common in those with anger management or serious substance abuse problems.

 She has the potential to become a serious alcoholic, especially with  nebulous Neptune severely harassing her Mars position through 2017 and 2018. She will be getting very bored and frustrated and may need some advice from Crusher Collins about coping with a negative Neptune-Mars experience.

DUKE UNT’S FUNNY

Whisper is, courtesy of his promotion of Israel’s one-nation, racism policy, that John Key’s going to gain a peerage from the Jews and become Duke Unt.

Last week he expressed his disapproval of the Christchurch nurse who threw a dildo at a cabinet minister during the Waitangi Day celebrations. The same Key infamous for pulling a waitress’ pony tail and cracking jokes about rapists.

And father of a weird daughter who posed naked for the world with just an octopus covering her groin !

RESUMING WITH A $6 WINNER

February 13

 The Champion Racing System ( above ) returned from a four-months spell today with instant success.

 The Hassler winning at $6.00.

 Thoroughbred stallions need freshening up in the spelling paddock. So do Astrological stallions. I returned to work and decided that a 50% winning strike rate in 2016 shall be a formality and we won’t be far off 100% wins from what should be a maximum of 12-15  carefully calculated investments..

 Last year I was hampered by Pluto-Venus attrocities, whence the time out. The Champion Racing System’s being going a long time and continues to improve. The results speak for themselves:

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Starting deposit $200 into TAB account

current season balance     $500

final balance 2014-15         $590

final balance 2013-14         $2370

final balance 2012-13         $340

final balance 2011-12         $4090

Not a Nigerian bank, one using a horse racing investment system that kicked off in November 1985. With balances obtained by placing $100 a win on selections from the Don Murray Racing System.

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The figure in brackets is the return for every $1 if the same amount is invested for a win on each selection.  
 Since 2011:  90  investments, 24 wins 
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 Average win $3.81  on a 33 % winning strike rate  ( Investment $1=$1.27 )

Anyone’s welcome to join. Just email   donstar@ihug.co.nz for information.

 I’m despised by the racing hierarchy and plenty of the hardcore, so it’s awesome taking their money and giving nothing back.

Thanks for your product, racing fraternity, and long hours of often fruitless toil. Long may you continue.

 

BYE BYE BUM BANDITS ?

February 12

 It was recently announced that Michigan became the  14^th state in the USA to ban consensual anal or oral sex.

 Fortunately, states of the USA are slowly waking up to the logic of decriminalising cannabis. Will the roll continue, even across the world and will the ban on anal or oral sex become global as well ?

 So you gotta wonder, how are the turd burglars/shirt lifters/dirt track riders and bum bandits gonna cope ? What can they do, without forgetting the plight of members of the McLicker clan from Scotland or politically inclined members of the Labia party ?

 There  is no absolute Astrological formula for gayness. Plenty of recipes for rakes, infidels, nymphomaniacs, sexual deviates and prudes, though, courtesy of  complications around the 5^th and 8^th Houses.

 A dramatic rise in bum banditry has been considered for countries like China and India, with incredible numbers of female foetuses being aborted in recent years. Having daughters has become much less popular in these places, and consideration has to be given to the scourge of revolutionary Pluto inhabiting the sign of Capricorn between 2008 and 2024.

 This phase is all about serious restructuring in Capricorn matters like tradition, authority, government and the father figure. So far there’s been incredible revelations about corruption in high places and man’s major loss of importance in the family unit. He is no longer the respected, head of the household, for he can’t compete with television presenters and sportsmen.

 Corporate world robots are replacing  business owner and  " me boss. " Families are crumbling. While  one of  NZ’s  self-made men, outspoken entrepreneur Gareth Morgan is seething with anger.

 Morgan’s got a well-known dislike of cats. He definitely wouldn’t be too impressed with a  world-wide ban on eating  pussies.

THE TROUBLED HORSE TRAINERS

February 11

 24-7 Horseyheads aren’t the sharpest when it comes to learning or changing the gameplan.

 They’re hampered by the incurable addiction of horse and human, and  getting rich quick, and there are few better than the horse trainer when it comes to having a  whinge.

 " Heavyweights " like celebrated champion trainers G Rogerson MNZN, M Pitman, J Wheeler MNZM  etc  are never short of ideas and plans to " improve " the rapidly declining industry that was once part of NZ’s  Big three---rugby, racing and beer. Click on the NZ HERALD sports section and " horse racing " is not even in the top 10 now…..under “ MORE SPORT .”

 The hilarious of NZ racing at the moment is the cobalt scandal involving  the Matamata stable of L O’Sullivan ONZM and A Scott that occurred nearly a year ago, with incredibly no charges laid as yet.  " Rogie, Pitty or Wheels "  needs to grab either the CEO of the  NZRB, NZTR, RIU or JCA ( various industry bodies ) by their throats and order them to “ sort this fucking shit out ! ”

 Without forgetting the slave labour scandals, unchecked violence  and  " ticket clipping, " whereby  trainers  are heavily involved in ripping off gullible owners blind in horse sales. Rogerson needs to put his hand on his heart, or the holy bible, and declare that he and all of his colleagues have never, ever “ clipped the ticket.” As well as  " none of my esteemed colleagues pay less than minimum wage, with overtime and penal rates paid, and all violent activity is fairly dealt with. "  ( Thanks in advance, Rogie.)

 The mental deficiencies of horseyheads extend to a total ignorance of the Astrological, even if they started getting educated way back in 1990 when I started writing a column in the weekly FRIDAY FLASH for 3 years. Most didn’t warm to the great prophesies or long-range " certainties " nor the further enlightenments during my regular appearances on the Trackside Channel in 1995-96.

 Of course the Astrological is bad for horseyhead’s ego. The win should be attributed to their own lifelong, 24-7 dedication and astuteness, not  “ an awesome Jupiter trine ! “

 A veteran, millionaire 24-7 racing stalwart’s constant whingeing about his drug addict-criminal son prompted my suggestion of a full, Astrological  enlightenment on the troubled youth. Even with a discount the veteran rejected the idea.  After all  the $90 fee would represent a day’s training fees for one of his gallopers !

 With futures in mind,  I’ve been looking through the birth charts of professionals and totally shocked at the number of prominents and " heavyweights " coming into difficult Pluto phases through 2017 and 2018.

 Some of my favourites,too, including  Murray Baker,  John Bell,  Roydon Bergerson,  Paul Belsham,  Adrian Bull,   David Ellis,   Andrew Forsman,  Rachael Frost,  Roger James,  Donna Logan,  Ralph Manning,  Stephen McKee, Jenna Mahoney, Stephen Marsh, Paul Moroney,  Kevin Myers,  Lance O’Sullivan,  Michael Pitman,  Paul Richards, Shaune Ritchie,  Graeme Rogerson,  Nigel Tiley.  Peter Williams.

 In varying degrees there shall be major restructuring, relocation or retirement. With similar affecting a number of long-standing media stalwarts as well,  like  Andrew Castles, George Simon,  Karyn  Fenton- Ellis,  Dennis  Ryan, Mike Dillon, Wally O’Hearn.

 Obviously the decline shall  accelerate. And the above-mentioned are all too knowledgeable to seek help.

 Footnote: This ( from Australia)  is an example of a very common practice known as  " clipping the ticket. "

Trainer Brent Stanley and jockey Glyn Schofield have been charged over the sale of an unraced horse to Hong Kong.

Racing Victoria stewards issued four charges against Stanley and one against Schofield over the sale of two-year-old Equita last year. Equita had won a Cranbourne trial in April, 2015 and was later onsold to Hong Kong for what his owners were advised was A$200,000.

The stewards' investigation established that Stanley acted on behalf of the owners, who included Racing Victoria chairman David Moodie, while Schofield represented the Hong Kong buyer.

They allege Schofield received A$290,000 from the buyer, retaining A$20,000 with Stanley collecting A$70,000.

Stanley has been charged with dishonest, corrupt, fraudulent, improper or dishonourable conduct and with giving false evidence.

Schofield has been charged under the rule which says a jockey cannot have any interest in buying, selling, trading or leasing thoroughbred bloodstock.

GEORGE AND AMAL CLOONEY IN TROUBLE

February 10

From the recent media:

“ This week New Idea reports trouble in paradise for Hollywood power couple George and Amal Clooney.

The pair have not been seen together in 95 days by the magazine's calculation, and Amal abandoned her engagement ring in the court room, sparking rumours of a split.

The pair were last seen looking "tense" and "angry" outside a Spanish restaurant in Los Angeles on November 8.

The couple maintain separate lives in the United States, where George, 54, has been on the annual awards circuit, and the United Kingdom, where Amal, 37,  maintains her high-profile career as a human rights lawyer. ”

Long before their marriage in August 2014 the extreme complications in the pairing were noted. One’s got Venus in adventurous, challenge-seeking Aries, the other a very tight Venus-Uranus affliction which demands maximum freedom and excitement in the love life.

There’s a major bust-up on the horizon, too. To be revealed in the Weekly Astrological Report this Thursday on the Auckland-based Indian radio station Humm Fm.

106.2 fm ( NZ ) or via the website hummfm.com, Thursdays 8.30 am.

RACING’S LATEST EXTRA-MARITAL

February 9

 There are, naturally, plenty of Astrological recipes for infidelity and having a dart down the blindside.

 Venus in Aries, Gemini or secretive 12^th House placement, with Uranus and Neptune involvements as well.

 Consider a member of NZ Racing’s Integrity Unit, R, staying in a motel  and shacked with a female also involved in harness racing administration.

 Female  L  had a heart attack and the ambulance was called. Being someone else’s wife intensified the problem !

 Last year a CEO in the racing industry got sprung in a motel with some cocaine and a female sex worker. CEO suddenly resigned, citing long absences from the wife and child as a reason.

 An elongated racecourse inspector was once quoted in public about the industry’s  " wonderful  grapevine " that allowed him to know about all the illegal drug users. Same chap got entangled in the vines after he was out with a bit of stray and ran out of petrol.

 Instead of calling the Automobile Association, assistance was sought from an employee of the Auckland Racing Club. Courtesy of the " wonderful grapevine "  the elongated racecourse inspector got teased by 3^rd , 4^th and 5^th parties about his extra-marital  indiscretions, resulting in serious legal threats to the ARC employee.

 There was the matter of  a further  member of the RIU and legal issues involving sexual harassment of a female employed by Trackside Channel. Confident of sources, references were made on www.donmurray.co.nz, then a Facebook message to the female concerned. Came her angry reply:

 " Why didn’t you contact me before you wrote the story ? " I thanked her for the confirmation.

 Exactly 45 years ago yesterday I started work as a junior clerk at the NZ Racing Conference ( now NZTR). What a learning curve for an unwhiskered, keen youth fresh from school, especially when stealthing into the safe full of thick files on the licenceholders and their many misdemeanours.

 Like the struggling Foxton trainer who had to work night shift at the mill in order to make ends meet. One night there was industrial action and he arrived home early, to find the stable apprentice humping his missus. Or another trainer, who was away when his missus got pregnant to the stable apprentice.

 Or the stablegirl who boasted about having serviced 21 apprentice jockeys/stablehands in a Takanini loft one evening.

 THE GONE HANDICAPPER

 Last week  NZTR’s handicapper Dennis Quirke received a 10 months disqualification and $3000 fine, following an investigation into his unlawful betting activities. Hilarious case, with Quirke’s punting showing a net  gain of barely $300 after betting on 14 local races.

 Too late trying to show the world that there is “ integrity ” in the waning NZ racing industry. The bird has flown and the average, intelligent New Zealander treats the racetrack like a leprosy ward full of  AIDS victims.

 Just 24 years ago last month conclusive evidence was gathered of the then senior handicapper being in a  betting syndicate. With photographic proof on the back page of NZ’s then racing weekly the FRIDAY FLASH. ( See December 27 enlightenment.)

 Nobody complained, nor was any action taken against the handicapper…

 

THE ULTIMATE WANDERER

February 8

 Facebook allows you to catch up with characters you meet on your travels and haven’t seen for 30-40 years.

 Like a poster on Aucklander Dennis Reddaway’s  Ex-jockeys and trainers page asked if anybody knew about a little Maori ex-jockey she’d recently befriended. A " Ken Aitken ? "

 Kenny bloody Aitken ! I had often wondered where this diminutive legend of " moving on "  had got to. So  I found the scrapbook of my SUNDAY NEWS articles and got my computer wizard to scan a favourite  from September 1979:

Read More:

Page1 , Page2, Page3, Page4, Page5, Page6, Page7

CHINESE NEW YEAR

February 7

 February 8 marks the start of the Chinese  New Year and also my annual tease of old Chinese people.

 You wish them " Happy New Year "   as per  " Xin nian hao ! " They are stoked  with " Ha, thang you ! "

 Then you hold your hand out to ask for a " hong bao ? " and some can be totally confused. For the  hong bao is a red envelope containing a gift like money from elder rellies to little children………..

 Then you  laugh and they realise you ain’t serious.

 Monkey Year starts tomorrow. The cunning little bastard loves playing tricks on people and his own year shall be no different. For those born in Monkey Years like 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 etc it shall be a turning point year, with major changes being made.

 Similar for those born during Monkey Hours of 3 pm and 5 pm, while the Monkey’s opposite, the Tiger shall be very vulnerable. Unexpected dramatics for those born in Tiger Years like 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 etc, as well as people who arrived during the Tiger Hours of 3 am and 5 am.

 KEY ?

 A rectification expert has calculated 3.15 pm for the Prime Minister’s arrival time. His 2016 shall be very chaotic,therefore, with that Uranus-Moon attack also bringing more emotional problems than normal, as per the appearance in last November’s Annual Prophesies on www.donmurrayastrologer.com:

“  Key, John:

Prime Minister subject to major  residential amendments with Uranus attacking his Moon in April, Nov, and Feb 2017. Massive changes in energy distribution thereafter until  Feb 018  indicative of job change,  with the emotionally destructive Pluto-Moon  attack  of  2018  supervising one of his most difficult years. ”

 

HOLIDAY ASTROLOGY

February 6

One of  the Astrology’s many  advantages is checking the planets before a vacation.

Last week’s media included a woeful tale of an American couple who’d spent 2 years saving  NZ$10,000 for a month here and went home totally disillusioned, earlier than expected after their rented campervan was plagued by overheating problems in various parts of the country. Obviously the unfortunate pair hadn’t sought advice from an acknowledged Astrological practitioner.

The media love these misery tales. It’s part of the New World Order’s game plan to keep the masses dumb and stupid. Whence the media’s reluctance to share the wonders of the world’s oldest science.

Even the filthy rich can be affected, as per a prophesy for Eric Watson in the November 2009 Annuals:

“ Zillionaire in for some losses with Uranus attacking Mars and Mercury. April and July spotlighted.”

Silly Watson ! April 2010 had him hospitalised after breaking his back during a skiing holiday in Switzerland !

Whereas Wanganui mayor, broadcaster and general know all Michael Laws did take the advice. In October 2009 I was previewing his upcoming annus horribilis, with January deemed  to be “ not a blissful holiday month.”

Laws didn’t leave the family home, but his partner did. January  2010 was the month of  domestic violence and separation, with Lawsie having to call the police to remove the  mother of 3 of his kids, who later that year went into rehab for her drinking problem !

Consider an Indian couple, fresh from major success in gaining permanent residence and parenthood in NZ. Naturally they got  Astrological advice before heading to their homeland for a holiday, with “ July and August ” strongly recommended.

They selected July, before Facebooking me  from  Uttar Pradesh. They were having so much fun, and wondered if their holiday should be extended through August as well. ( As was originally recommended.)

You can have some awesome experiences during blissful, exciting Neptune or Uranus trines. You’re in the right place at the right time, and meet the right people.

You can exceed your shellfish quota excessively, or attain 150 km  on the motorway,  and know you won’t  get busted…..

 Footnote: Following the recent USA couple's trauma, I've introduced a special Astrological Holiday " Quickie." Special enlightenment for those who seriously don't wanna get fucked around by the weather, or a doomed aeroplane.....around .05% of what the American couple wasted !

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KANE WILLIAMSON’S AWESOME 2016

February 5

 There ain’t much better than an awesome Pluto-Mars trine for advancement.

 As " Silicone " is discovering in Hollywood. Such nickname was bestowed upon an ambitious 17 year-old budding actress in Auckland about 8-9 years ago, for titular reasons, courtesy of her  considerable “ upper body strength.”

 She’d been getting into Ecstasy and P with the Millie Holmes set and stressing over an 18 year-old boyfriend with an erectile dysfunction. Silicone was advised to G T F out of Auckland, with Plutonian indicators in her Astrological chart that life would improve dramatically in a foreign land.

 She shifted to Hollywood, with plenty of work in acting then directing, and  bragging rights a couple of New Year’s Eves ago about being invited to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy mansion. Then being reminded early last year, because of an awesome Pluto-Mars trine, that  2015 and 2016  were gonna be  “ fucking rippers.”

 Last week she tells me that  “ Rosario Dawson and Jesse Metcalfe are officially confirmed as lead roles in a movie I wrote.” Not bad for a girl who’d first  been in rehab for her drug problem at age 14, and once deemed it " soooooooooooooo tragic " that one of my worldliness had never tried Ecstasy.

There are many legends of great advancement for recipients of the awesome Pluto-Mars trine. The great achievements from John Hart, John Ackland and Aung San Suu Kyi etc are well known, with Black Caps new skipper Kane Williamson benefitting from same in 2016, and possibly 2017, as was revealed on radio station Humm Fm last week.

Apart from difficult Saturn peaks in June and October, 2016 will also be a “ fucking ripper ” for Kane Williamson. A time of birth would be necessary to see if 2017 has a Pluto-Mars extension, although next year has plenty of complications for NZ cricket’s new master blaster.

Uranus shall  be whacking his Jupiter planet through June and September of 2017 and March of 2018, with Neptune-Mercury complications in March, September and January 2018.

I shall endeavour to locate a birth time for Williamson, to see if his Pluto-Mars positive continues through 2017. Otherwise, as Humm Fm’s Vijay Varma suggested, I’ll have  to search for an alternative captain under positive aspects…….
 

NZ WARRIORS VERY "DONALDED"

February 4

 One of my rare mistakes in 2015 was predicting a wonderful year for the NZ Warriors.

 Horribly wrong, as I veered away from Astrological rules and allowed sentiment to take over. Along with  Otahuhu pride, and frustration with the Warriors management having failed to capitalise on the highly recommended  eras for various people.

 They would have had an NRL premiership victory way back in 2010 if they’d heeded the recommendations for co-coaches John Ackland and Stacey Jones. And the NZ Warriors are about a million to one to win it this year. As per the appearances in the Annual Prophesies of November 2015 on www.donmurrayastrologer.com:

McFadden, Andrew:

Massive off-year for  NZ Warriors’ coach with Pluto-Midheaven attrocities until Nov. April and July particularly stressful.

Morgan, Justin:

Neptune, Saturn, and Uranus complications from May to Aug severely challenge the NZ Warriors assistant coach.

Johnson, Shaun:

Major off-year for the rugby league champ with Uranus and Saturn complications. Feb, April, May, Sept, Oct, Nov have downers  before a significant  upheaval around Feb 017.

The best thing about the NZ Warriors is the big earns available for the inhabitants of  rugby league heartland, the Chocolate Triangle, that borders Otahuhu, Otara and Mangere. As well as the travel opportunities for youths who’d have been dustmen or factory workers for life in days gone by.

No premierships in the next 3 years at least, especially with the owner’s appearance in next November’s Annual Prophesies already in stone:

" Watson, Eric:

Zillionaire  under major reversals from Pluto-Sun attack until Oct 018. Serious Saturn  setbacks in Dec 017. "

MICHAEL CLARKE’S RECOMMENDED COMEBACK

February 2

It’s hardly a surprise that champion cricketer player Michael Clarke waited until infamous dog lover Mitchell Pearce left Australia ( for  rehab in a foreign land ) before announcing his comeback.  Clarke’s nickname is “ Pup.”

From the recent media:

RETIRED Australian Test captain Michael Clarke has flagged the possibility of a return to first-class cricket and refused to rule out wearing the baggy green once more, insisting he is in good shape ahead of a grade cricket comeback.

The 34-year-old, who retired following Australia’s Ashes defeat last August, will reportedly make his return for grade team Western Suburbs against Randwick-Petersham on February 20-21 - telling News Corp the game is “in my blood” and the prospect of playing in next year’s Big Bash League appeals to him.

Clarke hung up the boots after a tumultuous final 18 months as Test captain, during which time he struggled for form and fitness, fell out with Australian selectors and buried his close friend Phillip Hughes.

However he believes the recent break from cricket has rekindled his love of the game and helped his troublesome back recover, declaring: “All I know is, I’ll never say never to anything.”

Clarkie had the iconic Nostradamus tossing in his tomb yet again after this prophesy from the November 2012 Annual Prophesies came to fruition:

“ Clarke, Michael:

 Unbelievably horrific next 2 years for the Australian cricket captain while Pluto and Uranus both attack the Sun, Venus and Mars. Will anything go right ? ”

 M Clarke was haunted with back problems and form loss through 2013-14, along with team rifts and official scraps. But the world was reassured that he’d be out of the red zone come Cricket World Cup time in February and March 2015. Whereas his Kiwi counterpart Brendon McCullum was to be under Uranus-Jupiter harassment at Grand Final time.

 Clarke’s  Pluto and Uranus conquests over 3 Aries planets during 2013-14 can be used as testimonials for  Pearce, King and Bennett from the enlightenment below.

 Australia beat NZ in the March 2015 Grand Final. With M Clarke’s prophesy for November 2015 already prepared:

“ Clarke, Michael:

Great discipline and self-control from the Australian cricket champ with Saturn trining his Sun,Venus and Mars. Jan, June, Sept very productive for whatever he chooses. ”

Definitely much better than 2013-14 !

 

DOGMAN MITCH AND PIG PAULA

February 1

It was almost a perfect media storm.

The drunken, abusive rugby league star and sexual references with a small dog involved. Only lacking  unlawful kennel knowledge and terrierism charges.

With yet another sensational prophesy from the Astrological  ( see  Jan 29 enlightenment )  and consequently 2 more very unsettled years for the Roosters captain, and a warning to many other possessors of the Aries Sun sign.

Aries Suns are renowned for their fragile egos and major substance abuse or depression issues if they don’t keep finding fresh challenges. As per NZ’s  infamous Aries  depression quadrella from  broadcasting---Murray Deaker ONZM, the late Charlotte Dawson, Jayjay Feeney and  Mike King.

Maori King was a famous comedian who got messed up on cocaine and lost everything including his marriage. For ego needs, he reinvented himself as a mental illness expert and relished the chance to be on stage again telling tales of his addictions and suicide attempts.

In December 2013 I wondered if King might consider all the incredible Astrological factors around depression and tweeted him a suggestion. Firstly King wanted to know if Astrology had “ made you into a millionaire, bro ? ” Strange question. When he realised it was a serious matter, and was offered assistance,  King got extremely vicious:

 " What a dickhead thing to say Don. You don't know me mate, what makes u think I'm depressed? "

Fair enough. His turf could be under siege ! The wannabe King of Topper Stoppers wouldn’t want his subjects going to an Astrologer and learning about Mars in the 12^th, or Mars-Uranus-Pluto conjunctions and Scorpio Moons, nor when their awesome Uranus and Pluto trines would be happening…

But just 16 months after “what makes u think I'm depressed? ”  King was in the limelight yet again after another bout of “ depression ” Like in bed with the meds and a book for a couple of weeks. ( Officially while looney Uranus was terrorising his Mercury position.)

A couple of months later he marries the mother of their young child. After I had been planning to educate him on the dangers of a very tight Venus ( Taurus 8 ) and Saturn ( Aquarius 8 ) conflict ! A continual happiness blocker and a bastard for close relationships, bringing much seriousness. Also earning him a spot in last November’s Annual Prophesies on www.donmurayastrologer.com:

“ King, Mike:

Entertainment has-been getting angrier than ever next 3 years with Uranus and Pluto attacks on his Sun, Moon and Mercury. ”

With an even bigger Aries name primed for a major scandal, with so many similarities to Mitch Pearce:

“ Bennett, Paula:

Massive  comedown for the pig of politics. Extremely erratic behaviour March-April  with Uranus bombing her Sun, Mercury and Venus. Same 3 getting hammered by  Pluto destruction 017-018, while Neptune attacks her Mars.”